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≫ WHAT'S UP WITH GATEWAY ROLEPLAY? ≪

  • We've been radio silent for a long time now. We posted an announcement in our Discord server back in April of 2025, but never updated the forums. So what's up with Gateway Roleplay?

    After 5 long years, we've decided to place the development of Ties That Bind on an indefinite hold.

    This doesn't mean it's cancelled. We fully intend to run Ties That Bind: What Lies Beneath and Ties That Bind: City of Angels eventually. But to do so, we need to take a step back. In the meantime, we'll be working on smaller, invite-only projects.

    Thank you to everyone who has stuck with us this long! MindGate and I (Pika) have been working on this server for over a decade now. It truly is a passion project for us.

Corrupt a wish

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The idea of this game is to corrupt the wish above you.
First person makes some kind of wish and the next person grants it with some kind of twist.
That second person then makes their wish and the game goes on.

Example -
Person 1: I wish for world peace.
Person 2: Granted but the world was hit by a meteorite as they signed the papers.
I wish for a new car.

You get the idea. Let's get started.

I wish that it would rain where I live.​
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Granted, but it'll be the last rain you'll ever see in your lifetime as the world is plunged into a 100-year drought and becomes a literal Mad Max movie in less than a decade.

I wish I had a Cat.​
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Granted, but little did you know you were allergic and die from Anaphylatic shock moments after receiving it.

I wish I had a Harem.​
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Granted, but all residents of said harem have gonorrhea.

I wish I had money.
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Granted, but all residents of said harem have gonorrhea.

I wish I had money.
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Granted, but all of your money is actually monopoly bucks.

I wish we had sixty players on consistently.
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Anonymous said
Granted, but all of your money is actually monopoly bucks.

I wish we had sixty players on consistently.
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Granted, but they all hide in the woods AFK grinding skills.

I wish I had Orange Chicken from Panda Express.
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Granted, but it's just a live chicken painted orange.

I wish I didn't have homework.
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Granted, but it's just a live chicken painted orange.

I wish I didn't have homework.
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Granted. You're now a highschool dropout who now works part time at WalMart.
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I wish for a crown of gold.
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Granted, but it's cursed with everlasting sorrow when worn.

I wish that we can find a good amount of guns this lore.
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Granted, but you will never find the matching ammo for it.

I wish that I could be weapons consultant for the server.
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Granted, but you'll be asked a question and then blatantly ignored.

I wish the movies were cheaper.
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Granted, but you have to stand up while you watch them.

I wish people meta gamed less.
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Cascade said
Granted, but you have to stand up while you watch them.

I wish people meta gamed less.
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Granted, but they power game even more.

I wish I had a chicken that was painted orange.
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Granted, but it's a man-eating chicken with a freshly sharpened beak.

I wish I was 6'4"
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Granted, but all doorframes are now capped at 6'0". Also, you're a woman.

I wish I could move things with my mind.
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El Cid said
Granted, but all doorframes are now capped at 6'0". Also, you're a woman.

I wish I could move things with my mind.
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Granted, you can now move The Thing, aka Ben Grimm, with your mind.

I wish I wasn't sad all the time.
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Granted, but now you're happy all the time so you don't have a frame of reference and don't appreciate the happiness.

I wish I didn't have issues falling asleep.
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Granted, but now you're narcoleptic.

I wish I had ten fancy rats.
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Granted. But they are all inside ten fancy anacondas.

I wish I could give a hug to a goat.
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